NYPost- Sean “Diddy” Combs wasn’t just looking at the eye-catching artworks at the Art Basel VIP preview. He was also seen chatting up an attractive young woman and handing out his phone number.
Witnesses said Combs, a regular buyer at the art shows, approached a curvaceous 19-year-old brunette in a clingy dress — who was perusing the art with her mother — and said, “Hi, my name is Sean. You look so serene looking at art.” He then spent five minutes talking to her on Wednesday as his security guard looked on.
One witness added, “She had no idea who he was and asked where he lived, and he replied, ‘I’m between New York and LA and I have a place here.'”
Diddy wasn’t even deterred when he asked her, “Are you a collector?” and the girl, a college student, replied, “No, but my mother is.” We’re told her mother was nearby and was amused by Diddy’s approach.
The rapper then proceeded to give the girl his phone number and invited her to join him at Rockwell nightclub, where he was scheduled to appear much later that night.
The witness added that as Diddy walked away and others told the girl who he was, she added, “Isn’t he old and married?” Diddy, 47, has had an on-and-off relationship with girlfriend Cassie. They last appeared to be together in August this year for her 30th birthday.
Sean? Fucking Sean? Hey Diddy, what are you trying to prove man? Has picking up unbelievably hot women that you could have easily fathered gotten so easy that you're now intentionally trying to provide yourself with a challenge? I know I'm about 11 zeros in the bank account away from being able to relate, but it's flat out disrespectful to your competition to play down to them like this. Pretty sure you didn't create 19 different monikers so that you could use your government name to try to get laid by teenage 10's. Is it that much of a burden to just be the rich, famous entertainment mogul scooping broads with one subtle reference of your celebrity? Trust me, the dejected guy staring at your target from beyond the bronzed penis of some statue at a ridiculously grandiose art gallery would rather lose out to the only star on 'Making Da Band' than Sean the douchey asshole who is passing out nightclub invites to everyone in a short skirt. I don't care if the "dating" (Also see: Fucking) game has gone stale for Puffy, that doesn't mean he gets to tarnish the integrity of it by switching his collar from gold to white. LeBron James would never turn down an open slam dunk or decide to start shooting jump shots lefty, and that's essentially the same thing that Diddy just did by jeopardizing his all-too-fragile Hollywood ego to try to get his dick wet using his personality.
P.S. Could have easily talked about how depressing it is that a 19 year old smoke that gets invites to celebrity attended events couldn't pick P-fucking-Diddy out of a crowd, but that would have gotten way too real for a Friday afternoon.