BSO- Julianna Pena is an accomplished MMA fighter, The Ultimate Fighter 18 winner and now “junk punter.”
Pena was arrested early Sunday morning for assaulting two men at a bar in Spokane, Washington. Pena and her training partner Josh Gow tried running into Zola’s bar after having a street fight outside of the resident. Witnesses claim that Gow needed to use the restroom in the bar to wash blood from his face and the owners wouldn’t let him enter. Pena became irate when they weren’t allowed in the establishment and things escalated. Witnesses said that Pena kicked a bar employee in the groin and then, while outside the business, kicked the owner in the groin twice. Gow did not get physical with anyone, witnesses said, and was described as being clearly drunk. The two attempted to enter Zola’s again, witnesses said, but were locked out. Gow then rubbed his bloody face on the bar’s front window, according to witnesses. First of all, as far as weird reasons to get upset with a bouncer go, telling your drunk friend with a bloody nose to take a hike is pretty far up on the list. I've never kicked a bar employee in the balls, but if I were going to I would at least do it over something justified like being required to wear fancy shoes or letting 100 females in before me. All I'm saying is that having bodily fluids streaming from your face breaks pretty much every dress code I have ever encountered. Even the most lenient of bouncers have to put their foot down at some point. I do, however, appreciate the attempt at reverse phsychology. If you get sent to the street for fighting in the bar then where do you get sent for fighting in the street? Most would answer "jail", and they would be right, but "in the bar" sounds like some fairly reasonable drunk logic. Regardless, this women should be sent to jail. All Ronda Rousey's career (and I guess Holly Holm's too) has taught me is that female UFC fighters are just as tough as the men, and if that's true than Julianna Pena's foot is basically a murder weapon. Those guys are probably coughing up their own testicles this morning. It's one thing if an 18 year old girl that catches her boyfriend cheating kicks him in the balls. That pain will subside in an hour or so. But a trained martial artist? Those feet are strictly cunt punters. Those kicks need to be saved for internal genitalia only. I'm not saying she shouldn't be able to put to her talents to use, but it should be in an octagon on the reproductive organs of her peers, not random dudes that aren't making nearly enough money to be have to argue with drunk assholes. The kick to the nuts is a move to be used on only your most hated of adversaries, and it's safe to say that a man that serves you liquor as long you don't leak DNA all over his establishment is not one of those adversaries. Lock her up and throw away the key, even if it's only to ensure the health of those that make our alcohol abuse possible.
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