A Woman Dialed 911 To Lure Cops Away So She Could Drive Home Drunk...And Then Posted About It On Social Media

Source- In an apparent attempt to mislead officers, a woman called 911 sending a police car away from her location so she could drive home intoxicated, police said Thursday.

​Hayley Oates reported to 911 dispatchers that a woman was being assaulted at a bar in northern New Jersey. Oates said the assailant was in a blue truck and quickly ended the call, according to a police statement.

Police investigated the report, but found no evidence of assault or witnesses. Later security cameras confirmed that no assault had occured. 

Oates reportedly posted to social media:

"lmao.. 2 mins later the cop peals out.. silly piggies tricks r for u." following the false report.

Police claim that Oates intentionally called 911 so she and her companion could drive home intoxicated undetected.

According to NJ.com, detectives were tipped off that the call was a false report and later found the social media post that lead them to Oates.

She was charged with filing false reports to law enforcement and creating a false public alarm, police said.



The last thing I want to do is sit there and commend a woman for finding an innovative way around the law when the law in question is one designed to prevent the existence of innocent victims. You shouldn't drink and drive, nor should you be applauded for doing so in a manner that leaves you less likely to face the ramifications of your actions. That being said, can we just enter the trust tree together for one minute and admit that we are impressed? Put aside your moral compasses and examine this purely from an efficiency standpoint and it's hard to describe this strategy as anything other than ingenious. Especially coming from this drunken piece of white trash. Who knew she had something this smart up her sleeve? 

That, however, was her biggest problem, because until she pieced this plan together I bet even she didn't realize that she was capable of something this clever. Think about it this way, it's never the straight 'A' student that is pinning their test results up on the fridge. Rather, it's the 'C' student that somehow lucked into an 'A' just that one time. This girl messed around and accidentally thought outside of the box for the first time in her life, she had no choice but to broadcast it to the rest of the world. Leading a bunch of cops on a wild goose chase while she swerved home uninterrupted was basically this girl's version of getting into college. What did you expect her to do? Keep it to herself? Even in getting herself busted through the use of social media this chick came out a winner. The charges for filing a false report and creating a false public alarm are nothing compared to penalties faced for getting a DUI, and on top of that she got to show all her FaceBook friends that she's not as dumb as she looks. Although, if we are being totally honest that's not saying all that much.