Well, I'll be. Was that...humor, albeit hasty, of the bathroom variety...from an emotionally repressed coach whose personality is otherwise best described as comically constipated? Did John Tortorella, of all people, manage to sneak something that could be understood as a poop joke into another one of his media-unfriendly tirades? The only alternative is that Artemi Panarin's coach just outed him as having bush league bowel control. Therefore, as I live and breathe, I'm pretty sure I just heard one of most surly pricks in sports induce a laugh by keeping his tongue in cheek while being a little more understated in using it to lash reporters for doing their job. Who knows, maybe relieving the trade deadline of some tension by facetiously talking feces and flushing the notion of a playoff team shopping a superstar at the deadline ends up being a small step along John Tortorella's long, winding path to becoming a somewhat sociable communicator. Then again, as is too often the case, it could be argued that one step forward was immediately followed by two stomps back...
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— Аrpon Basu (@ArponBasu) February 20, 2019 — Аrpon Basu (@ArponBasu) February 20, 2019
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