An All White Sorority At SMU Explains Their "No Blacks Allowed" Policy

Every now and again you read a headline where you expect the description to be worse than the actual content, and I got to admit, I thought this was going to be one of them. I thought these white broads were going to come out and justify their racism by saying they are an "all German" sorority or something. Maybe throw out the words "Anglo-Saxan" or something to try to dissuade black women from attempting to rush. Boy, was I wrong! Talk about doubling, tripling, quadrupling down. Let's take a look at what this list REALLY says...

1) You're racist.*
2) You're ugly.
3) You have no family.
4) You have no friends.
5) You're stupid.
6) You stink.
7) You suck.
8) You're poor.
9) You're lazy.
10) We don't like you.

Well ladies, I think that about covers it. Did this chick just nail every overly simplistic, stereotypical insult you could possibly image? It's like she copied down the '10 Klan Commandments' straight out of the KKK handbook.  Either that or it's their version of the "burn book" from 'Mean Girls'. Don't think you're going to see too many African Americans rushing your sorority now. If that was the main goal of this Facebook post then mission accomplished. This list may be as offensive as it gets, but at least we don't have to worry about any black women attempting to associate with these Klan's women. That's apparently a win for all parties involved. I can't help but think they might face a little bit of backlash for posting such bigoted things on the internet, but at least they got the racism out of the way before rush week instead of during it. Can't imagine what a bunch of prejudice, entitled white bitches would do if they got to rationalize bossing around a few black girls for a week. In the South, no less? I don't want to say what that could potentially resemble, but it rhymes with "bravery" and it isn't anywhere near as admirable.

This may be a bit extreme but isn't this kind of what the entire rushing process entails? Granted, not everyone that has tried to sign up for a sorority has been prematurely judged by their skin color, but they have been prematurely judged by their looks, financial standing, and social circle. I'm not defending the actions of these racist cunts at all, and they should be kicked out of school. However, if you don't want to be evaluated based on complete and total superficiality then maybe Greek life was never for you in the first place, and in my opinion, you're not really missing out anyway.

*Genius #1 by the way. Throw out a ridiculously slanderous allegation so your victim has to start out on the defensive. This chick might be a despicable bigot, but she's not an idiot.