Well, son of a bitch. As if having to parent your way around the more pressing issues presented by advancements made in technology and the youth's obsession with it wasn't goddamn difficult enough, now you can't even haphazardly throw out random, hyperbolic wagers without getting caught on video? You spend all your time worrying about your son or daughter getting themselves baited into some online scam or careless catfishing, and it turns out they are just using the WiFi to take preemptive measures in extorting their own bloodline?!? I mean, Doug Tammaro is the Sun Devils' Media Relations Director so he, better than anybody, should know that there's no statue of limitations to keep you safe from your own words in 2017. Still, reminders don't get more cutthroat than his own daughter catching him in a moment of frivolous financial weakness after a couple glasses (bottles?) of vacation vino. I'm all for kids pulling a fast one over on their elders. However, taking advantage of a drunk dad while he's on foreign soil and off the professional and parental clock simply has to strain the familial bond in a way that can be fixed by him feeding his college-aged kid Christmas Eve shots and making her commit to playing Santa the following morning. However amusing that might be, it still won't make up a shopping spree that should serve as a lesson to never bet against your own team.
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