Well, for what it's worth, this is going to make for a hell of a Netflix documentary that should prove rewatchable whenever you need to feel better about your own egregious missteps in organization. Granted, what it's worth to the players that made it all possible is whatever it costs to get them back home healthy, so this dumpster Fyre of an inevitable drownfall is far less comical now than it was when players' lives/livelihoods were only being put at risk on the field...
Still, as a preposterously bad planner, I am personally appreciative of a "business model" that gives me a lifetime supply of comparative peace of mind. After all, the lack of foresight and funding that went into a league that apparently assumed the NFL - yes, that NFL - was going to be economically accommodating in bailing their ass out makes Ja Rule look like a capable financial adviser, so what do I have to worry about? The truth is, while the victims in this case are exponentially less enjoyable to mock, the AAF is somehow trying to divert and dodge more liability than Fyre Fest and managed to put themselves on a grander stage from which to do so. Don't let the idea that a bunch of mediocre football games did actually go off without a hitch distract you from that fact. 'The Alliance' has done the near impossible in making 'The Shield' look remotely good at insuring the best interesting of the athletes employed under it. That should be a felony of a crime in and of itself. That's why I can't wait until the lawsuits really start flying and someone much more coordinated than myself can get to filming on the story of a colossal fuck-up of a football league that both physically and fiscally did far more harm than good. Sucking everyone damn near dry, and didn't even have the courtesy to employ a blowjob guy to do the dirty work. For shame...
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