Awwwkward: Hillary Clinton Accidentally Referred To Donald Trump As Her Husband

I'd say this really begs the question, how many fights to you have to get in with your spouse over extramarital affairs before the word "husband" and the word "opponent" have such a close association in your mind that you involuntarily mix them up? Obviously it was just a freudian slip, but it's one that's pretty telling of the relationship that an insufferable wet blanket has with a lovable life partner that can't keep his dick in his pants. They may put on quite the show politically, but there's no way a stick-in-the-mud like Hillary and someone who can't keep his stick out of the mud like Bill get along great in close quarters. Opposites may attract, but there's no doubt that closeness leads to some knock-em-down, drag-em-out arguments for the ages. Don't get me wrong, they make a hell of a power couple, but when it comes to being civil with each other when the cameras are off they probably form a duo contentious enough to compete for a Tag Team Title in the WWE. 

Shit, as crazy as it sounds, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are actually perfect for each other. The most hated people in the history of the Presidential election as a love connection? Doesn't sound like the least compatible match in history. If it wasn't the White House we were talking about then I would say that keeping all that stupid under one roof would be a good thing. They certainly don't have to worry about impressing each other's friends, because - let's be honest - outside of the political realm there's not a single person that enjoys spending time with either one of them. I think it's time to call for a wife swap, because ​Bill's sweet tooth is aching for some eye-candy, and the longing look in Hillary's eye in this picture doesn't lie...