Ben Simmons Ain't Go To LSU To Play School

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And just like that, Cardale Jones words have never rung truer...

In all seriousness...

Forget "tens of thousands", why would one single person think that Ben Simmons was "politically savvy" just because he said he had the inability to listen to Donald Trump? Donald Trump isn't a politician, so having a low threshold for the complete and utter bullshit that's constantly pouring out of his mouth actually have nothing at all to do with one's familiarity with politics. From college dropouts to valedictorians, his unbearable bigotry transcends level of education. 

In fact, the one "positive" about this election is that the candidates are so fucking terrible that you don't actually have to know a single goddamn damn thing about their policies to know that they should both be shot straight to the fucking moon. It's first time that loyal CNN viewers and your average, everyday jackass like myself are on an equal playing field come election day. Trump sucks. Hillary sucks. One sneakily grabs pussies. One sneakily deletes emails. Who needs higher learning to hash out those logistics? I mean, did Kyle Allen even watch the debates? Being politically savvy in 2016 is an art as lost as the mid-range jumper. You're basically the equivalent of an unathletic, back-to-the-basket big man if you're going to try to use what you learned in school to pick the new President. The process that Ben Simmons is a part of (h/t Sam Hinkie) is legitimately more trustworthy than one that's responsible for picking the new leader of the free world. Therefore, he should use the fact he doesn't have to know shit to currently talk politics to put one in some know-it-all's earhole.