Betty White Single Handedly Resurrected Dabbing...And Then Wade Phillips Killed It Again
Well, it was a short lived resurgence, but it was a resurgence nonetheless. Who would have thought that the ageless wonder from 'Golden Girls' would have dropped the most picturesque dab of Super Bowl Sunday? Poor Cam. No only did he take an overwhelming L against the quarterback equivalent of a senior citizen, but he got out-dueled in the dance department by an actual senior citizen. Betty White coming in hot, overcoming her age and skin color, and executing the dance move that's been sweeping the nation absolutely flawlessly. God, is there anything this old broad can't do? We usually give old people passes for being out-of-touch, prejudiced wackjobs, but Betty White does them no justice by being someone that I would legitimately want to slug a beer with. Fucking figure it out grandma. Why do I have to teach you how to use an iPhone when Betty White's 94 year old ass is in lockstep with black culture? There's no excuses anymore. If Betty White is only a couple of false alarms from the century mark and still with the times then why can't all old white people be more like her, and less like Wade Philips...
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