“Fucking keep that shit in bounds, bro. Goddamn.” - Allen Robinson
Shit. I think I have gotten to the point where I actually pity Blake Bortles. Honestly, if anyone else had thrown a ball so wildly out of bounds that it made safety help out of an innocent observer then I wouldn't have hesitated in commenting on it. Granted - after much deliberation - I have still chosen to make light of an NFL quarterback being so off-target that he turned everyone within a ten foot radius of the sidelines into an obstacle while tossing up a 1-on-1 jump ball under no pressure whatsoever. However, seeing as that quarterback has become a league-wide punchline, I feel mildly bad (or worse, repetitive) while doing so.
I've truly grown tired of beating the dead horse, but clips like this are why the Jacksonville Jaguars essentially have a bludgeoned animal carcass starting under center. So, as someone that doesn't want his jokes about piss poor quarterback play to go stale before the season even starts, I must echo the sentiment of Allen Robinson in telling Blake Bortles to fucking keep that shit in bounds, bro.
If not so that his former Pro Bowl wide receiver has a snowball's chance in South Florida of keeping his feet in bounds then for the sake of overweight football fans trying to withstand the heat of the dog days without having to play pass defense.