Blake Griffin's Hand Is Looking...Umm...In Need Of Some Rest

Good news: Blake Griffin still has a right hand.
Bad News: It looks like it was photoshopped off the body of the 'Stay Puft Marshmallow Man'.

Good lord almighty. I realize that it's only as swollen as it is from surgery but still. Having a bit of a hard time justifying my whole "sometimes friends have to fight" take when Blake Griffin looks like he put his fist through someone's nose bone, out the back out their skull, and directly into a brick wall. No wonder we haven't seen this equipment manager since. He's probably unfit for visual consumption at the moment. Is this just what happens when a professional athlete gets beer muscles? Look at the contrast to his left hand. His right hand looks like it digested another hand whole. He looks like he's wearing a single winter glove that's covered in human flesh. A lot of people say that Blake Griffin needs to learn from this mistake, and it will be hard for him to forget when the back of his dominant hand looks like it's fresh off the set of it's own episode of 'Nip/Tuck'. Not sure the random hammer hoodie was the right look to go with. Not only because it looks like someone took one to his hand, but also because 'The Hammer' would make a hell of a nickname for an NBA All Star that nearly murdered his trainer with one bare hand.