Coed- After claiming Gaga “does rituals” and pointing out she once wore a meat suit, Jones said the Super Bowl “organisers are deciding to defile America and break our will by having us bow down to this.”
“They say she’s going to stand on top of the stadium, ruling over everyone with drones everywhere, surveilling everyone in a big swarm,” he said. “To just condition them to say ‘I am the Godess of Satan’ ruling over them with the rise of the robots in a ritual of lesser magic.”
The irony is that if the term "alt-right" were semantically correct then this opinion would make perfect sense, because it's accurate to say that finding something wrong with Lady Gaga's Super Bowl performance is so alternative to being right that Donald Trump's staff might mistake it for a fact. Seriously, I don't even like the broad or her propensity to outfit herself in protein, but even I was going gaga as the lady flooded the stage with so many timeless bangers that I temporarily forgot I wasn't a fan. If getting my stubborn ass to change my mind wasn't proof that she absolutely killed it then the alt-right's decision to go back to the well by claiming it was influenced by Satan certainly is.
Honestly, when it comes to the dangerously conservative there is not a more cookie cutter criticism than saying something is the work of the devil. Could Alex Jones even be more of a basic, fearing mongering betch? Anything else Alex, or - let me guess - you likkkke can't even? Blaming the figurehead of the eternally damned for a performance of the song 'Just Dance' might seem...uhh...abnormal to rational people with fully functioning brains, but saying it's Lucifer's fault is a day 1, page 1 reaction out of the alt-right's playbook. If hating everyone that looked or thought differently than you was 'Madden' then yammering on and on about the Prince Of Darkness' teachings manifesting themselves through the living would basically be the 'HB Dive'. Old, white wackadoos that did their societal studying under the homeless people that spend their days shaking a stick at the sky think everything they don't understand is inherently an ode to Beelzebub, so if that's the only negative thing that their "preeminent" voice could find to say about Lady Gaga retracting from the goddamn roof and "tantalizing" the viewing audience with a plethora of pop songs then she must have done something right.