Bruce Arians Knows Exactly How To Beat The Cowboys...With The Broncos Players

Arizona coach Bruce Arians on if Denver provided a blueprint for shutting down the Cowboys last week: "If you can borrow Denver's players."

— Brandon George (@DMN_George) September 21, 2017

Welp, as is always the case when Bruce Arians decides to take a good-humored jab at the legitimacy of a relatively stupid question, he's not wrong. If he could just get his hands on Denver's non-replicable players - or some nearly as talented version of them - then he probably would have a pretty good idea outline for how to handicap the Cowboys' offense.

Hell, he might need nothing more than a second shutdown corner and the temporary acquisition of the most unstoppable pass rusher in the entire world to put on a poor man's performance of the defensive clinic that gave Dallas nightmares last weekend. Who knows, if the Cardinals first act is reminiscent enough of the one that put the shackles on Ezekiel Elliot then he might spend the entire second half of the game sitting Indian-style at midfield with his arms crossed and his brow furrowed. Just slip Von Miller and Aqib Talib into some Cardinals jerseys when no one is looking prior to Monday night's game. That's not too much to ask, is it? I mean, how else is Bruce Arians going to follow the  prototype without having pros that fit that type?!?