It just doesn't seem fair, does it? Twenty year old kid starting his professional career against the defending Western Conference champions with a twinkle in his eye wastes no time in potting his first career goal - in pretty impressive fashion, mind you - while bringing a tear to the eye of his father, and what question are most of us heathens left asking? "Damn, what you got in them genes (jeans)". He couldn't get the spotlight to himself for one night before we collectively said "that was sick dude, but...like...your sisters". Considering the thorough investigative abilities of the internet, it was only a matter of time before they dug up the well proportioned bodies he's been trying to hide across the upstairs hallway, but Game 1 Goal 1? Couldn't the poor bastard soak in a couple hours of glory before his sultry siblings went viral? Jake DeBrusk basically woke up this morning to realize the realization of his dream, opened his laptop, and the thirsty ass NY Post was already circulating a snapshot of his sister in a bikini. Having your blood become Insta-famous is a fair price for your actual fame, I suppose, but I bet it's a price that he wishes he didn't have to pay almost immediately upon entering an NHL scoresheet. So, with that, I am going to go against the conventional wisdom of my easily distracted brain by just saying no to the eye candy. I'm going to prioritize applauding Jake DeBrusk on his incredible debut, and his father on what was a hell of a proud poppa moment. If only because I grew up playing hockey with a younger sister that spent far too much time in the stands.
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