Don't worry. Take your time. I'll give ya a minute....
And the answer is.....
NOTHING! Well, nothing as far as I can tell. As a matter of fact, this might be the only time in my entire life - outside of getting cheap, shitty gifts for people at my old office job - that I have felt compelled to buy a coffee mug. I don't know what it is about the design of the thick ceramic cup on the right that makes it so appealing to me, but I can't take my eyes off of it. I can't C how it differs from any other collectible from a pseudo-satellite school that I have only heard of in passing, but I feel like it has been missing from my life since I graduated from a far more prestigious college. Maybe I'm just super impressed by their relative anonymity despite 125 years of existence. Better yet, maybe I'm just a big fan of forest green and never even knew it. Whatever the case may be, I am being overcome by the undying need to have that mug in hand so I can give every overzealous person that I happen to come in contact with before I finish my morning cup of joe a first hand look at it. I'm not a big bragger, but sometimes you just want to show off your new toys as soon as you get them, and who better to show them off to than someone that can't wait until 10:00AM to have a face-to-face interaction?