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Can't Help But To Think It's Sheets For The Cubbies After Reading This Indians Fan's Sign

10/26/2016

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And Cubs fans thought being cursed by the smelly ass farm animal that's most often the victim in beastiality jokes was bad? That's nothing compared to getting jinxed by multiplication. Bet this sign will really want to make them take a trip down memory lane and beat the piss out of the 3rd grade teacher that gave them a 'B' because they failed to show their work. You know who aced that same 3rd grade class? This guy. Yup, the grown man painted like a goddamn baseball just proved - via arithmetic - that Chicago's finest have basically already been mathematically eliminated from Championship contention. I know there's still potentially 6 games to be played, but the numbers don't lie. 108 outs, 108 years. The odds of that happening are just as low as the odds that it can be overcome. Some might say that the Cubs could also win the World Series by GETTING 108 outs and that getting the 108th out to end a 108 year drought would actually be far more symbolic than making a 108th out to extent the drought to a 109 years. However, those people didn't clearly differentiate every step of their problem solving on a poster board so they don't get the benefit of the doubt.
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