Congressman Lee Zeldin Is About To Blow Your Mind With This Colin Kaepernick Take

Lee Zeldin, step right up! Congratulations Congressman! You sir, are taking home the all-too-auspicious award for having the hottest Colin Kaepernick take on social media. Considering the ENDLESS amount of competition, it might be the most impressive accolade that a person could achieve. It's very possible it completely confuses the ways in which common courtesy is used in the English language, but who am I to question the guy with the American flag in the background of his headshot? He's obviously more in tune with the goings on in this country than everyone that doesn't cleverly position themselves in front of our nation's colors whenever a picture is about to be taken. That's why I have no choice but to believe the correlation he just made between some fat dude going around planting pipe bombs on behalf of the radical Islamic state and an Islamic backup quarterback kneeling in opposition of oppression holds a little bit of water.

Forgive his wording because I'm pretty sure that Lee Zeldin didn't actually apprehend the suspect himself and therefore he isn't personally deserving of gratitude, but one thing is for sure - Colin Kaepernick owes a 'thank you' to someone. How dare he enable terrorism by way of peaceful protest. As far as I am concerned, he basically valued equality over the well being of innocent Americans. No irony there. First he spits in the face of the military by refusing to salute a flag that represents the armed forces and ONLY the armed forces, and now he is encouraging the use of explosives by acknowledging inherent racial injustices? Will this guy stop at nothing to tear this country apart?!? That remains to be seen, but NOTHING increases the racial divide like refusing to outwardly show appreciation to the police officers that cleaned up the mess he created by empowering anti-Americans with one bend of the knee.