I know everyone is going to pounce on this seemingly silly soundbite much like...well...the fine folks over at 'First Take' might if an athlete mere to mutter something similarly stupid, but let's hear the guy out. After all, who the hell are we, other than the fully-functional viewership of oft-televised college football, to say that the Ohio State product that hardly left the pocket doesn't fit the athletic profile of the dangerously stereotypical black quarterback that Stephen A. Smith apparently assumed had popped up on his screen? It's as if we all became willfully ignorant to the idea that stats can be played with and that numbers can occasionally lie as soon as we saw any opportunity to mock a notable NFL Draft pundit for the results of a 20/200 eye test that run contrary to popular visual evidence. Admittedly, Dwayne Haskins' numbers would have to be telling the type of tall-tale fitting of a man who mysteriously came home to his wife with ruffled hair, make-up on his collar, and a condom still on his cock after "working late", but hey - crazier things have happened. For example, Stephen A. Smith being caught dead to rights in being the exact opposite of dead ass right...
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