Just for the sake of giving him an entirely accurate answer, let's go to the tape...
Uh, yup. Dee Ford was, in fact, line up offsides prior to a game-changing play that could've otherwise easily sent his team to the Super Bowl. Actually, he lined up so far offsides that I might even go so far as saying that him being unaware that he did so might be more concerning in the long run than him getting caught trying to sneak out a slight advantage before such a critical snap. Of course, there's a chance he decided to actively take the "ignorance is bliss" route in returning to the sidelines, but if that ignorance was actually genuine then my man's inability to perceive the depth of his own spatial awareness is nothing short of career-threatening. If I were one of his teammates, the only answer I would have had for him would be a clutching of his cheeks and a guttural scream, because that question is psychosis-inducing. Like, Dee Ford either needs a cornea replacement or a class in condescension, because either his vision was impaired or his voice was patronizing. Those are really the only two options, as his obvious and entirely unnecessary infraction was quite literally noticeable from the nosebleeds.
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