“If you have a child, if you’ve been around kids they have this one incident where they have a massive poop in their diaper and it’s coming out the side, it reeks. You could be at home, you could be in public, it’s just nasty as it can be no matter where you are. I think you can draw a parallel at what’s happening at Tennessee to that situation because it stinks and it’s very messy.” - Desmond Howard
I honestly don't know what's funnier, the fact that Desmond Howard's best point of comparison for Tennessee's increasingly counterproductive coaching search was the cleaning up of an overflow of human feces, or the fact that all poopy diapers that have run low on storage space should probably take offense to that analogy. Seriously, we are at a point now where a once proud SEC program is trying to clean up the shit they got themselves into by backing down to the mob mentality of the internet, and instead they've re-created a scene straight out of a movie that uses unadulterated stupidity at its main trope...
I happen to agree with the former Heisman Trophy winner's assessment that the Tennessee job is as stinky as it's entire program is messy, but not even the stinkiest father trying to raise the messiest baby could create a scene this toxic. Labeling an innocent man some sort of second-hand sex criminal has left the bowels of Tennessee football irritable, and each and every failed hire is aggravating their bubble guts while they're stuck in the public eye without any backup plan as to how to cover their ass. With respect to all the proud parents that do the thankless task of changing diapers, not even they would Volunteer to wipe their way out of a situation this crappy...