I'm not sure there was any doubt at this point, as I think most would be more shocked by James Harden showing up to the arena clean shaven than by him showing up stark naked, but I guess we can now officially consider his facial hair to forever be engrained into every fiber of his being. After all, If he was as only as attached to that chin mink as he is attached to his defensive assignment then the refs would still be trying to figure out how to get the smell of Nair out of a Spalding.
In all seriousness, that play instantly reminded me of the Jackass skit where they let professional Jai Alai players rip oranges at their ass, so I think that means that Giannis should legitimately have register his wingspan as a weapon...
Greek Freak indeed, as the human body is simply not meant to create that much momentum. I can only presume that was an off-target, cross-court pass to the corner, because you could just as easily convince me that Giannis was trying to potato launch the ball back to the team bus with the goddamn gusto he put on that thing. If not for a face that was made even more dumbstruck than it typically is on the defensive end of the floor, we might be talking about an innocent bystander being led from his seat straight to Sleepy Hollow as Houston's headless high roller. That clip is undoubtedly hilarious in the insult it eventually adds to injury as evidence of the hard-headedness of James Harden, but Giannis might want to get some accuracy lessons from LeBron before he causes any brain damage by playing catch with himself off someone's skull.