Gotta Love This Guy Showing Off His Handle While Stuck In Ungodly Traffic

Man works on his basketball moves while waiting for lanes to reopen after RV fire shuts down Hwy. 101 on Peninsula. https://t.co/GacN9pNNu2 pic.twitter.com/TiHxFyvc3M

— NBC Bay Area (@nbcbayarea) October 21, 2016

Respect. You simply have to find ways to keep yourself entertained while sitting in traffic after repeatedly punching the steering wheel proves fruitless. All things considered, busting out the rock to work on a behind the back crossover that - to be honest - could use the work isn't the worst way to pass the time.

Unfortunately - while I love where his head was at - it's not the best way either. You can only dribble in place for so long before you get bored again, and when this guy inevitably does he's going to have swamp ass like a motherfucker.  Doesn't matter how nice it is outside, because if I learned anything from going to Catholic high school it's that khakis are more unforgiving than the camera that makes this kid look like he hasn't seen the hardwood in a decade. No doubt those Dockers are breathing less than Robert "Tractor" Traylor in the 4th quarter. So after my man gets done trying to convince himself that he has a legitimate reason to keep a basketball in his car at all times he'll soon realize that also gives him a legitimate reason to keep an extra pair of gym shorts in his car at all times. Bet those 5 minutes were fun until he put the ball away, closed the trunk, and felt the thin layer of sweat he unknowingly worked up. Wish we had footage of that because it was surely followed by an ass pick for the ages.