Hard To Say There's A Worse Thing That Can Happen To Someone Than Accidentally Siphoning Human Waste

Metro- Justice doesn’t get much sweeter than this.Thieves trying to siphon petrol from a bus tank got a mouth full of poo after accidentally tapping the sewage line instead.

Awesome.

The incident took place in Laverton, Western Australia.

Police a broken-off cap next to the bus.

​Laverton Police sergeant Heath Soutar said: ‘We can infer they beat a very hasty retreat, with a somewhat bitter taste in their mouth.’



Listen, if you willingly decide to partake in any activity where the best case scenario is ending up with gas breathe then there is no punishment too hasty for your actions. Saving a couple (hundred) bucks on gas will never be worth walking around in public smelling like you just sucked off Sunoco. Maybe this guy literally needed to eat some shit before he could properly learn that lesson.

I think this just goes to show what many of us already knew. Criminals aren't the smartest bunch. That's pretty much the entire reason I think Steve Avery is innocent (or innocent enough) on 'Making A Murderer'. I don't think I could trust that guy to siphon me some gas without somehow ending up covered in feces, never mind kill and dismember a woman without being guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. There are no college graduates going around sucking gas out of your tank. Hell, there probably aren't even people with GED's sucking gas out of your tank. That is reserved for the lowest of the low, and in turn, the dumbest of the dumb. That being said, if you put a gun to my head and told me to siphon gas out of a bus I would probably be just as likely to tap the wrong tank. That's why I don't siphon gas, but it's also why people that do should maybe do a little studying for the first time in their lives...or just don't target vehicles that house their liquid crap so close to their liquid gold.

P.S. That last line reminded me of this scene...