Here's Your Newest MMA Star, Greg Hardy, Getting Smacked Around By A Short, Chubby White Dude In 2008

The most common thing that people ask, without hesitation, when they find out about cases of domestic abuse is "what kind of man places his hands on woman?". Well, I do believe we just got our answer. I'm certainly not saying that getting beat into a standing fetal position by a short, out of shape dude that was half his size excuses Greg Hardy for suplexing a woman onto a pile of AK47's years later, but it does provide a little insight as to why he chose that adversary. If you were a professional athlete that was haunted by the memory of getting smacked around the ring by a frat boy who looks like he came fresh from a case race then you too might target the fairer sex when  dealing with a little excess aggression. As far as opponents go, the only people that are less physically imposing than the guy with man boobs that just teed off on one of the most athletically superior people in the world are women and midgets, and it's much easier to find a vulnerable woman than it is a midget.

Seriously though, Greg Hardy is the worst type of person. The person that is too stupid to deal with issues with anything other than physical strength, but too undisciplined to know how to properly use that strength. It makes sense that he was a hell of a pass rushing specialist, because he's built - physically and mentally - to thoughtlessly maul people instead of using any strategy whatsoever. I guess the good news is that this video just gave us a glimpse into what is sure to be the most comical of failed MMA experiments. I don't care how much training he does. There's no way someone that was once out-maneuvered by the type of person that paints their chest at footballs games is going to step in the octagon and not immediately have their arm-barred in half. Have to believe that the skillful tacticians that have made a career out of professional violence are chomping at the bit to get with woman beating piece of shit - that's being used as gimmick to sell tickets - on the canvas to pay him back for his transgressions by choking the air out of his lungs.