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Hey, Did You Guys Know That LeBron Is Proud Of His Daughter's Love For Football (And Totally Not His Ridiculously Large Television)?

10/2/2015

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Guess lil mama like football just like poppa! #ZhuriPrincess #JamesGang

A photo posted by LeBron James (@kingjames) on Oct 1, 2015 at 7:05pm PDT

"Hey guys, King James here. Just wanted to show you how much my daughter loves football. Isn't she adorable? Yeah, she's the little thing that looks like a rodent covering ONE number on the scoreboard. Yeah, the one slapping at the big bright thing that changes colors. Probably just super anxious for them to move the yard marker, she loves when that happens. Biggest football fan ever. I know, I know. Everyone hates the guy that can't stop posting pictures of their child, but look at her, how could I resist? That little gal that you have to squint to see because of the glare from my absurdly large television is my world. She's what makes me strive so hard for greatness. She's what makes me post pictures of my entertainment center that more than likely costs more than your house."

Hey LeBron, we get it bro. You have a 100 foot television that makes your daughter look like a roach. You want to post a picture of the movie screen that you watch football on then by all means do so, but don't try to play it off as a picture of your daughter when your daughter just looks like a fly that happened to land it. I don't care if you want to be a self absorbed, pretentious dick, but don't be a disingenuous, self absorbed, pretentious dick. We're dumb, not stupid.

P.S. Whatever Bron Bron. Jokes on you. Those dividers are super annoying anyway. Probably rather not even watch football then watch it through the world's biggest window. I don't even want to come over. Rather just sit at home and watch on my 50 inch. I may not feel like I am in the stadium, but at least I won't have neck problems from looking up at my screen or eye problems from always feeling like I am sitting 2 inches away from it.
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