Hillary Clinton Is In Cleveland Today And Looked Totally Natural Giving A Shoutout To The Cavaliers

Hillary Clinton: "Donald Trump says we don't win anymore. Tell that to the Cavaliers!" pic.twitter.com/39wO0z8VM6

— POLITICO (@politico) August 17, 2016

Everybody, put your hands together for Hillary! It just doesn't get anymore genuine than that. Sure, she may have been pandering to a couple hundred high school students by referencing the championship their favorite basketball team won months ago, but name a person that would have looked more natural doing it. I mean, she hardly had to glance back down at her script to remember the name of the team she was blatantly using for applause. I bet her speechwriter reminded her of it about 47 times beforehand, but - if anything - that's a credit to Hillary's exhaustive attitude towards familiarizing herself with basic common knowledge.

What an effortless delivery. Squeezing that forced sports reference into a slight against her competitor couldn't have been a smoother fit. Honestly, who looks and sounds more comfortable playing to her audience than Hillary? Assuming Donald Trump successfully sabotages his campaign, it will be nice to finally have a leader that's so passionate about her words that she double checks them first. What a welcomed change after eight lonnng years of listening to Barack Obama thoughtlessly navigate a room without pause or hesitation. Did he even care about the things that were casually flowing out of his mouth in systematic harmony? I guess we'll never know, but at least we can take solace in the fact that the first female President will stop at nothing, not even dead air, to make sure her profound, disconnected analogies are 100% accurate. Just think, by the end of her first term she'll probably be able to pick LeBron James out of a lineup without the help of her token black cabinet member.