How About FOX Just Casually Photoshopping Sam Bradford's Head Onto Teddy Bridgewater's Body?10/17/2016
You know what's ridiculous about his absurdly obvious photoshop? FOX probably could have gotten away with it if they were able to identify the biggest aesthetic difference between Teddy Bridgewater and Sam Bradford.........the goddamn sleeves that are so long that even an Orthodox Jewish woman would get them tailored. I could care less that they didn't feel like getting a proper picture, but at least do a better job altering the wrong one. My intelligence is actually insulted after a multinational television station that has their own graphics department tried to convince me that a guy with any semblance of style was Sam Bradford. I can't believe they put in the effort to make the picture comically bright just so the wrist looked like it could potentially belong to a caucasian quarterback, and just completely ignored the fact that it's Sam Bradford's terrible fashion sense that sets him apart more than his skin color. Honestly, that wrist could have been as dark as the night sky and as long as the jersey wasn't blindingly purple and the sleeves weren't reminiscent of a player that actually cares how he looks on the field then I wouldn't have thought twice. Photoshopping Sam Bradford's head onto the body of a guy wearing a Vikings 'Snuggie' would have arguably been a more believable representation of what he looks like under center in Minnesota, and I say that with only a hint of sarcasm.
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