Hue Jackson Is Concocting A Quarterback Rotation And His Secret Ingredient Is....Predictable.

Hue Jackson literally needs booze to help him decide on one of the shitty Browns QB's pic.twitter.com/G1x9oEnqpB

— Busted College (@BustedCollege) June 15, 2017

#Browns Hue Jackson on when he'll decide QB rotation for training camp: "hopefully after my 5th mai tai"

— Mary Kay Cabot (@MaryKayCabot) June 14, 2017

Why yes, the magical - albeit temporary - elixir for all of life's difficult decisions and unsolvable problems...binge drinking. Obviously Hue Jackson was speaking tongue-in-cheek, but I'm just happy that he gave a well respected voice to a phenomenon that is present throughout all walks of life. Every good joke contains at least a hint of truth, and the blood stream of every Cleveland Browns' coach contains at least a hint of alcohol. I doubt you'll be able to find Hue Jackson cozied up to the bar and drawing up his depth chart as a handful of dangerously fruity cocktails quickly catch up to him. That said, if you think he's making the choice to give Brock Osweiler the inside track at directly affecting the outcome of NFL games without needing to summon an Uber ride home then you probably need to be given a breathalyzer. Shit, saying his personnel choices will be fueled by Mai Tai's was probably for the sake of humor, because people wouldn't be so quick to laugh if they learned that warm whiskey out of the bottle was his preferred method of drowning the sorrows that he has rotting under center.