If there is one thing in this world that should be universally frowned upon it's trying to be something you're not. Sure, the second thing that should be universally frowned upon is taking half naked shameless selfies in public, but don't tell me this guy is letting the judgement of others influence his actions. At the very least he's embracing his role as the hyper vain frat bro, and if no one did then we would never realize the value in not being a hyper vain frat bro. It may all too cringeworthy to watch him run his hands through his hair and try to find the perfect angle, but somebody's gotta do it. That's why I don't like this kid at all, but I'll be damned if I don't respect him. He's just being himself. It's not his fault some television camera caught him in the act. He made it blatantly clear what kind of person he was once he walked in that building in an unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt, and he's following through on that promise.
The funny part about this video is that he didn't approve of his selfie until the kid -that's decidedly worse looking- decided to photobomb it. You see Chad's eyebrows shoot up a little bit once the chubby kid with the most generic haircut of all time stepped into the frame? You think he just coincidentally found the right light at the exact moment he had less attractive company? Fuck no. Always surround yourself with stew fish. That's just Instagram 101. If you're never the ugliest person in the picture then you you'll always look better than you actually do. That's an absolute must for the douchier version of Zack Morris. He probably would have sat there struggling to find the perfect picture for a half hour if the kid in the Jordan jersey didn't lend him a helping hand. He may not have a lot of sex to look forward to in the future, but that kid's got all the makings of a hell of a wingman.
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