I Could Watch MOnitor Lizards Fight In The Streets Forever

There are just some things in life that you can't possibly know that you'll enjoy watching until you watch them, and monitor lizard-on-monitor lizard combat is one of those things. I actually sighed when this video stopped. I didn't even get to see who won. I mean, I could hardly differentiate between the two animals. I guess one is noticeably bigger? After awhile they both kind of just blended together. That doesn't mean I couldn't appreciate the level of competition though. That doesn't mean I wanted to see the feed cutout while the bout was still tied up. It's not like there is a 'Giant Lizard Fighting' section that scrolls across ESPN's bottomline. As much as I loved that I think it would have been better off unseen. Now I'll always wonder how it ended. Whoever filmed this should be ashamed of themselves. It's like videotaping a drunken altercation between two college bros. Neither cares about their surroundings, and it's really more of a wrestling match than a fight, but that doesn't mean you stop recording until one party is unconscious. Whatever. I only got to see two minutes and a half minutes, and there was no evidence of a conclusive victor, but I think we can all agree on one thing. It was more entertaining than Mayweather-Pacquiao fight.

​h/t HuffPost