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Two Minutes, Well Worth It

I Could Watch MOnitor Lizards Fight In The Streets Forever

1/29/2016

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There are just some things in life that you can't possibly know that you'll enjoy watching until you watch them, and monitor lizard-on-monitor lizard combat is one of those things. I actually sighed when this video stopped. I didn't even get to see who won. I mean, I could hardly differentiate between the two animals. I guess one is noticeably bigger? After awhile they both kind of just blended together. That doesn't mean I couldn't appreciate the level of competition though. That doesn't mean I wanted to see the feed cutout while the bout was still tied up. It's not like there is a 'Giant Lizard Fighting' section that scrolls across ESPN's bottomline. As much as I loved that I think it would have been better off unseen. Now I'll always wonder how it ended. Whoever filmed this should be ashamed of themselves. It's like videotaping a drunken altercation between two college bros. Neither cares about their surroundings, and it's really more of a wrestling match than a fight, but that doesn't mean you stop recording until one party is unconscious. Whatever. I only got to see two minutes and a half minutes, and there was no evidence of a conclusive victor, but I think we can all agree on one thing. It was more entertaining than Mayweather-Pacquiao fight.
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