I Don't Give A Damn About Wisconsin Women's Basketball, But Their Coach is Dropping Words To Live By Out Here
I really don't have all that much to add here. All in all, it was a pretty solid rant. Certainly got my attention. She made some great points. Steph Curry definitely has his tireless practice routine to thank for how far he is come. Shooting IS all about repetition. Women CANNOT dunk. I did have some mild criticisms though. First of all, "ass" packs more of a punch than "butt". Secondly, going the 'get off my lawn route' in terms of social media only makes her less relatable to her players. Lastly, women can make every jump shot they take from now until 2035 and it's not going to get more people to watch or pay attention. Whatever, that's not the point.
The point is that "you ain't gonna get it on the pillowcase" is an absolute gem. A certified platinum expression. Unless we are talking about pinkeye and errant sperm, no truer words have ever been spoken. Is that a saying? Has it just avoided me all 29 years of my life? If she just came up with that right now then she needs to trademark it before I do. This might not be a milestone accomplishment for Bobbie Kelsey, but she just became my favorite women's college basketball coach (other than C. Vivian Stringer). I don't know if there are too many times in my life when I will get to use that phrase, but you can bet your ass I'll be taking advantage of every single one of them. Might just start calling my friends during the dead of night until they pick up and telling them they ain't gonna accomplish their goals on the pillowcase. Nobody has ever napped their way to success. Never forget that.