If There's Any Truth To Ezekiel Elliott's Testimony Then Lucky Whitehead Got FAR Luckier Than Anyone Thought

TheBigLead- According to testimony given by Ezekiel Elliott, Tiffany Thompson sent text messages to Elliott after the game against Pittsburgh last year, showing conversations and a hotel receipt with Lucky Whitehead.

Elliott: So, like I mentioned before, when Tiffany saw me doing well or just doing well without her, she did not like that and she would go through any measure to kind of ruin my moment or ruin what’s going on, and so particularly this moment was — after we had a big win verse the Steelers, and I had a very good game, and while I’m boarding the plane from Pittsburgh to Dallas, I received like 15 texts from an unknown number, and the texts were screen shots of text messages between Tiffany and one of my current teammates that play with me for the Cowboys. And then there was a picture of a hotel reservation which had her name and also his name on it. Basically, her telling me that she slept with one of my teammates the previous week while we were in Cleveland.

Q. How did that make you feel?

Elliott: Pissed off.

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I'll tell you what, Lucky Whitehead is one brazen son of a bitch. We are talking about a mediocre kick returner that had the entire sports world criticizing one of the proudest franchises in professional sports by playing the completely innocent victim of a stolen identity that led to (what was considered) the wrongful termination of his contract. Meanwhile, the "crime" that he actually committed was laughably worse. 

I mean, of course Lucky Whitehead instantly got cut the second the Cowboys had a justification that was slightly more media-friendly than "well, he more than likely banged our running back's ex-girlfriend while she was accusing our running back of beating her senseless". It's no wonder Jason Garrett just stood up at the podium repeating himself like the absurdity of the situation literally had him at a loss for original words. It probably fucking did, because Lucky Whitehead was unfathomably dumb to let himself get roped into Tiffany Thompson's twisted web of spite. Never mind dipping his pen in the company ink, because we are talking about a guy that appears to have dipped his pen in the company kryptonite and then preposterously wondered why his presence was treated like a poison pill!

Like, let's put aside the "he said, she said" of the far-more-serious domestic violence allegation for a second and focus on the much-less-important matter at hand here. You simply can't continue to employ a fringe roster player that got snookered into damning screenshots and potentially into revenge sex with a woman that's in the process of trying to indict one of your superstars of an unforgivable felony. That's worse for business than coming out and publicly saying that you're making a personnel decision based on a player slurping up Ezekiel Elliott's sloppy seconds. 

That's why - knowing what I know now - I'm inclined to believe that Jerry Jones hired the rapper that stole Lucky Whitehead's dog and the guy that mysteriously had ALL of Lucky Whitehead's personal information at the tip of his fingers after highjacking a CVS. Framing your kick returner -  that can't keep his dick in his pants and out of (alleged) crazy - on behalf of your stud running back's feelings certainly makes a hell of a lot more sense than unjustly cutting him after he naturally ended up on the ass end of the strangest offseason in NFL history.