You might think we've reached maximum capacity in being complimentary of the admittedly brilliant Head Coach who is in the midst of something between his 9th and 90th Super Bowl week. You might even think Patriots' fatigue would make for a lack of new narratives surrounding the perennial powerhouse of a team that was "doubted" by "everyone", and therefore any way in which you could speak of Bill Belichick's ingenuity would be unoriginal. Fortunately, you'd think wrong, because apparently the most incredibly consistent curmudgeon in sports has convinced his staff of future head coaching failures that they are getting a full night's rest in the time it takes to catch up on your favorite TV show. Never mind what he's managed to do with an inherently flawed team, because what he's done in getting a bunch of grown ass men to believe they've actually added hours to their day by submerging themselves for a little solitary shut-eye is even more impressive. You thought Tom Brady's unorthodox diet was the one that was the most key to New England's success, but Josh McDaniels is giving it a run for its money while working his eyeballs bloody after slurping up the stupidity that his organization has "solved" sleep straight from the spoon of his moody mentor. I bet Robert Kraft could have been saved a lot of money if Bill Belichick could have just used a little elbow grease, twisted a few arms, and convinced his assistant coaches that holding their breath under water until they passed out is basically tomato/tomahto to a solid 8 hours. However, credit to the brains behind the most productive of operations for not being stiff in bullshitting his staff, for the only thing that truly comes close to simulating 4-5 hours of sleep is called rigamortis, and - needless to say - it falls a little short in the rejuvenation department.
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