Metro- A driver who was caught more than 100 times over the limit for MDMA has been jailed.
Gintars Garkajs was also more than 10 times over limits for cocaine and benzoylecgonine, and amphetamine was also found in his system.
The 30-year-old was pulled over by police while driving his Audi A6 in Peterborough on January 10.
A roadside drug wipe indicated the presence of cocaine in his system and he was arrested.
100x the legal limit of MDMA? 10x the legal limit of cocaine? Pssssh, child's play. I am not a big drug guy, but I think I could easily best those numbers if I gave it the old college try. Considering that legal limit of any illegal drug is any trace of the drug itself, I find it very difficult to believe that any asshole couldn't easily clock in at 1,000x the legal limit of cocaine with one bump. I'm supposed to be shocked by someone that's 100x the limit of MDMA? What's that, like two pills? You play with stats enough you can make anything sound impressive. Pass me a used needle and I'll be 10,000x the legal limit of heroin on my first injection. Fucking Gintars Garkajs is sitting in a cell somewhere talking himself up like the kid at the high school party that claims he drank "like 30 beers" when in actuality the substance abuse of your average investment banker would make him look like a lush. The guy couldn't even stay between the lines after poppin' a molly and rubbing some excess blow on his gums? Grow up Gintars. There's college freshman out there putting your numbers to shame while you're just trying to trick people into thinking your Tony Montana with convenient math.