Uh. what? I couldn't be less sure how this question came up seeing as the Detroit Lions have no shortage of far more pressing issues than their head coach's favorite cinematic experience. However, now that the emotionless shell of a human finally (::audible gasp::) expressed what could be seen as a vulnerability, it's literally the only one I need answered. We all have our guilty pleasures, but think about how indebted you have to be to one particular flick that you're clearly embarrassed by that you flat out refuse to throw out the name of literally any other movie just to quickly move past thee most harmless of interrogation. Between the somewhat psychotic inability to manage a pointless conversation without making it weird and the empty, sociopathic stare that's always plastered across his face, I'm not inclined to rule out Jim Caldwell having the entirety of the Saw series saved on his DVR for somber Sunday night viewing. Like, what kind of fucking skeletons does he have packed into the potentially X-rated DVD cases laying in a dusty cardboard box in the outreaches of his closet that he couldn't pull one fittingly boring answer off the top of his head? Maybe I'm looking too much into the most attention drawing of deflections, but if you were on a first date and (presumed) nice lady across from you told you she "didn't care to share" her favorite movie out of fear of being "misunderstood" then you'd assume you were in for a night of kinky sex, certain death, or both. Whatever the case may be, there would be no second date and you might even go as far as blocking her number out of fear that she's partial to Swimfan. If were being completely honest, that answer was the probably just the result of Jim Caldwell having zero entertainment interests outside game tape and being ridiculousness incapable of thinking on his feet in the same way that has his team marred in mediocrity. Regardless, while I don't think Siskel and Ebert (RIP) would be successful on the sidelines, having a coach that can't fill out a fucking Facebook profile without getting red flagged is suspicious enough to consider it an indictment of his ability to relate to just about anyone with a personality.
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