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Inbounds? Pass. Eric Bledsoe May Have Forgotten Something While in a Hurry to Get a Possession Started Last Night

11/7/2019

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Oh no, Eric Bledsoe □

"I'm sorry, that's a Shaqtin" -@Corey_Maggette □ pic.twitter.com/3UHUhOu8ac

— FOX Sports West (@FoxSportsWest) November 7, 2019

Eric Bledsoe just started dribbling to inbound the ball □□□ pic.twitter.com/linvypoS2K

— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) November 7, 2019

First week of November and Eric Bledsoe has already skipped clear over midseason form and straight into postseason form. That might be a good quality in some fast starters, but unfortunately the postseason form of the Bucks' guard at best resembles the preseason form of his peers and at worst resembles a pre-teen playing pick-up.

​Mandatory mockery of playoff futility aside, Eric Bledsoe is just one of those players that refuses to get out of their own way in playing slap-happy defense against his own reputation. He's talented enough to be a recognizable name to the vast majority of NBA fans, and yet repeatedly uses that notoriety to turn said name into a punchline. It's a bit like JR Smith, if JR Smith took himself just a little too seriously. In essence, those laughs are not with, but rather at the man that treated the basketball like a baton during the first leg of his own, very personal race to a viral shaming. He really turned on the proverbial jets down the stretch with a flop that would make Shamu turn in his flippers...

Tomorrow, the league should suspend Bledsoe a game for this pic.twitter.com/kUuZQHjBGr

— Dieter Kurtenbach (@dieter) November 7, 2019

...but there's just something so perfectly so fitting about him being under absolutely no pressure whatsoever in Shaqtin' that much of a fool.

That type of low could literally only be explained by being high, so while I don't want to put any blunts in Eric Bledsoe's mouth, I sure hope he hit the hashish a little too hard at halftime. If only because the lone remaining alternative is that he was of completely clear mind when he confidently snatched the reins and took the lead as the most handicapable player in the NBA about as quickly as he got blown dead as brain dead. 

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​P.S. Never forget...

Chuck on Eric Bledsoe saying he has no idea who the f--k Terry Rozier is ? (via @NBAonTNT) pic.twitter.com/kpw0YnsyCK

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) April 18, 2018
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