There it is, in all its glory. By "it" I don't just mean the inherent hilarity that comes as a result of someone crumbling to the ground with an unexpected pain in the posterior, but also the perfect microcosm of the current state of the most decorated organizations in the history of sports. I honestly don't mean to make more of this than it actually is, but...like...how could I not? There's just something too fitting about someone dressed head-to-toe in a Canadiens uniform busting his hump in an effort to improve...only to end up laying lifeless on the ice with an unforgettable sting inside hump. That second-rate resistance band might as well be every trade that Marc Bergevin has made over the last 3-4 years, as each attempted stride in the right direction only made the resulting bite in the ass that much bigger. I feel bad for Jacob De La Rose, as he's a talented kid who is clearly striving to make sure his young career outlives a depressing workplace. That said, due to no fault of his own, his shoddy training equipment basically made him a better visual representation of what we should expect out of his franchise this upcoming season than anything said franchise could have scraped together in between counterproductive personnel decisions. Not to be too Frosty towards a once proud organization, but there must have been some black magic in that practice jersey he found, for when he placed it over his head he began to feel as if he had just been given a spinal tap. It's more than likely just a coincidence, but it's one that should be replayed on loop via Montreal's JumboTron to distract from the pain in the ass product the Canadiens will be putting on the ice.
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