I guess the nicest thing I could possibly say about this is that I have certainly seem dumber.
I'm not sure a rationalization that relies entirely on relativity is going to appease an old school ball coach like Bruce Arians. He might have a little steam collecting under his Kangol when he gets wind of his starting quarterback, who has routinely shown he's already something significantly less than smart, having a blunt club swung full-force in the general direction of his head for no other reason than to garner some fake love on the internet.
Still, when I initially read that Jameis Winston had a golfball driven off his skull I wasn't expecting nearly as many precautions to be taken. Between the helmet, the extended tee, and the person he entrusted with preserving whatever brain cells he does have left being an actual "pro", that might be the safest sequence he's ever played a part in executing in a pair of cleats. Again, it's not a stunt I would feel inclined to partake in if I were a highly-paid professional athlete whose reputation was already that of a jackass due to a level of decision making, both on and off the field, that had my future in question and quite a few Bucs' fans strongly considering birth control. But hey, at least it's one that pales in comparison to all of his other crazy and/or criminal antics he's gotten himself into throughout the course his illustriously idiotic career.