I'm 96% sure this was all in jest, as Jimmy Butler and Dwyane Wade are former teammates whose friendship was strengthened by getting the hell out of Chicago. That doesn't make publicly salivating over another man's gorgeous wife any less of a no-no, but nothing short of an unsolicited dick pic is breaking the type of bond formed by two grown men who sing K-Ci & JoJo together...
That said, for those of you whose platonic relationships aren't reinforced by belting out 90's R&B ballads, I warn you not to try what Jimmy Butler did at home. To be safe, I'd steer clear of commenting on the appearance of your friends' wives and girlfriends on the internet all together. However, if you absolutely must, then stick to harmless, non-sexualized terms like "pretty" that can't be read into and definitely, definitely do not post them under pictures in which their nipples look to be slicing clear through your computer screen. In fairness, "WELL DAMN" is just about the only fitting comment to leave on that picture of Gabrielle Union presumably air-drying after a dip in Dwyane's cold tub. Unfortunately, similar phrasing is also fit to catch you an all-time ass-whooping at the BBQ if the person hosting it doesn't see you as close to him just like his mother, father, sister, or brother.
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