UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT
  • Blog
  • About
  • Contact
  • Privacy Policy
UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT
Two Minutes, Well Worth It

Kevin Harlan Continued Doing Play-By-Play When A Fan Ran On The Field, And It Was Everything I Ever Hoped For

9/13/2016

0 Comments

 

Kevin Harlan's play by play of the fan on the field was the best part of this game (via @dkurtenbach) pic.twitter.com/7rtTNczFj5

— Barstool Sports (@barstooltweets) September 13, 2016

.@Deadspin synched @MadSports8's video from the stands w/ Kevin Harlan's call of a fan running onto the field. EPIC. pic.twitter.com/C9ivYEj4NH

— Jessie Karangu (@JMKTV) September 13, 2016

You know what they say about the greats, they never take a play off. So don't go confusing Kevin Harlan with any of those mid-tier announcers who would have undoubtedly compromised the integrity of the broadcast by hopping on their soapbox the second a half naked kid started taking off down the sideline. Nine out of ten old, white play-by-play guys may have used that time to make scathing remarks about the increase in buffoonery by young, drunk assholes at sporting events, but Kevin Harlan is unquestionably the tenth. 

And thank the good Lord that he is, because I imagine that those listening on the radio were on the edge of their seats as they were blessed with an electric, step-by-step description of an attention hungry idiot interrupting a professional football game. I watched the game on television with the audio of The Boom's repetitive mistakes providing me just enough laughs to stay awake. Therefore, I can say - without question - that I didn't have anywhere near the moment that those traveling did when Kevin Harlan treated the friend that tries too hard to be liked as if he were part of the 53 man roster. He is absolutely not wrong in saying it was the most exciting thing that happened last night, and with the way he painted the picture....it's honestly not even close.

P.S. "Somebody stop that man!" could legitimately have what it takes to go down in the annals of announcing history...if it was being used to describe anyone other than a shit faced college kid making an ass out of himself. 
Picture
0 Comments



Leave a Reply.

    Categories

    All
    Dumbest-of-the-stupid
    Footy Fisticuffs Etc
    Hardball
    Hoops
    Jersey's Team
    Pigskin
    Pop Cultured
    Puck
    Scarlet-knights
    Who Dat Nation

    Archives

    January 2020
    December 2019
    November 2019
    October 2019
    August 2019
    July 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    April 2019
    March 2019
    February 2019
    January 2019
    December 2018
    November 2018
    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    May 2018
    April 2018
    March 2018
    February 2018
    January 2018
    December 2017
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    August 2017
    July 2017
    June 2017
    May 2017
    April 2017
    March 2017
    February 2017
    January 2017
    December 2016
    November 2016
    October 2016
    September 2016
    August 2016
    July 2016
    June 2016
    May 2016
    April 2016
    March 2016
    February 2016
    January 2016
    December 2015
    November 2015
    October 2015
    September 2015
    August 2015
    July 2015
    June 2015
    May 2015
    April 2015
    March 2015
    February 2015
    January 2015
    December 2014
    November 2014
    October 2014
    September 2014

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.
  • Blog
  • About
  • Contact
  • Privacy Policy