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Khloe Kardashian Has A Sex Diary That rates All Of Her Hookups Including Lamar Odom And James Harden

1/20/2016

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RadarOnline- Khloe Kardashian told the world this week that she has a secret sex tape with Lamar Odom. But RadarOnline.com has learned that she’s hiding an even bigger X-rated bombshell that could blindside her ex: a highly explicit personal journal, in which she grades her lovers!

“Khloe was doing this before she married Lamar and started again right when they split,” a family insider tells Radar. “He’s in there, of course.”

But he’s not the only one! “She has a special section for the guys she’s just kissed as well as the ones she’s slept with,” continues the insider of the 31-year-old reality star.

“People around her joke she’s like a squirrel because she’s so sentimental and never throws anything away,” laughs the source.




Once a fat girl, always a fat girl! You wondering why you have never heard of Courtney or Kim having a sex journal? Pretty simple. Every guy they have met since they were 14 years old has been trying to sleep with them. They have never had a shortage of sexual partners so they have never needed to keep a detailed list to reflect back on when things dried up. I mean, a graded account of every kiss she's ever shared? Does that not sound like something a girl that was trying to glorify every limited intimate experience from her childhood would do? 
Could you imagine if Kim did this? That shit wouldn't even be a sex diary, it would be a sex encyclopedia. She could kill two trees with the amount of paper she'd need strictly for all the athletes on her resume. No doubt that Khloe Kardashian has a pretty extensive archive now, but the only reason it exists in the first place is because of how modest it was in her teens. I give Khloe Kardashian all the credit in the world for working hard in the gy...for working hard to pay for plastic surg...for doing a good enough job profiting off her last name to be able to afford a completely new body. There's no doubt she's looking good nowadays. However, her insistence on grading every person she's ever had a mildly sexual experience with is a telltale sign that she'll always be the fat Kardashian at heart.

The real losers here are Lamar Odom and James Harden. You don't just find out you've been given a score in the sac and not die trying to find out what it is. She planted the seed in their heads and they won't be able to rest easy until they know aced the test. From the girl judging every insignificant makeout to the girl that has professional athletes worrying about their performance. My what a journey it has been for Khloe Kardashian. At least she hasn't forgotten where it all started...
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