I almost didn't want to go to sleep last night. It felt wrong to waste even a single second of what is sure to be the most depressing three day stretch of the Warriors season. I just wanted to get all the jokes off before the most hatable team in professional sports inevitably righted the ship and sailed that shit right through the rest of the league with ease. Not just because every time one of them speaks it becomes exponentially easier to dislike them, but because they have created the most insufferable, entitled fan base currently in sports. Yes, that includes you Yankees fans. For once you can finally sit back and get a first hand look at the reason literally everyone has hated your fucking guts for all these years.
Looking for a place to start? How about Draymond Green's mother's twitter account. If calling a 73 win team that just picked up one of the top 3 players in basketball "broken" after a single game against one of the best teams in the league isn't the ultimate sign that Warriors fans aren't living in reality than I don't know what is. There will be all-too-many instances that the cockiness of Golden State fans will be 100% warranted, and that's why we need to take advantage of each and every time they receive a public colonoscopy on national television. Make no mistake, that's exactly what the Greg Pop and the San Antonio Spurs gave them last night. Only men with shit shoved up their ass could look as vulnerable as the Golden State Warriors did as their defense got sodomized so badly that their "loyal", totalllllllly not bandwagon fans couldn't even stand to watch until the final buzzer...
P.S. At least they didn't get punched in the...nvm...