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Looks Like Odell Beckham Jr. Is Tryin' To Make That Hotline Bling

2/13/2016

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Third Strike Rule....
Strike 1: Taking a nice long look at his own teammate's ass before shaking his head in disbelief.

WHAT IS Odell Beckham Jr DOING????? pic.twitter.com/TFEtWhX9OT

— BLACK ADAM SCHEFTER (@B1ackSchefter) December 1, 2015
Strike 2: Losing his mind and playing like a completely out-of-control psychopath for the better part of three hours after the opposing team made some gay jokes at his expense.

Source w/ Giants tells @Ian_OConnor that NYG heard Panthers defensive players directing expletives & anti-gay slurs at Beckham before game.

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) December 21, 2015
Strike 3: Sneaking a peak at Drake's booty during the NBA Celebrity Game.
You'rrrrrrrre OUT!!! (OF THE CLOSET)

Listen, I am not saying that Odell Beckham is gay. I can't say that Odell Beckham is gay because it is 2016 and even though it's totally cool for a professional athlete to be homosexual, it's basically blasphemous to imply that a certain professional athlete might be homosexual. I guess I am just supposed to ignore the smoke that's billowing from his closet, and not assume that there are flames inside responsible for it. So fine, Odell Beckham isn't gay. He just really, REALLLLY hates it when you call him gay, and really, REALLLLY likes to stare at the butts of relatively attractive, physically fit men. I suppose we'll just leave it at that.

P.S. I said it before and I will say it again, if Odell Beckham Jr. likes dudes he should say so immediately. By all accounts he loves the limelight, and the first active, openly gay, superstar athlete is going to be treated like an absolute rockstar. Might even knock Caitlyn Jenner off the top of the LGBT totem pole, and six months ago who even thought that was possible? Plus, Drake always sounds like he's pretty receptive to having company in 'Marvin's Room'...
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