Marshawn Lynch's Favorite "Metaphor" Will Make You Miss Him More Than Ever

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"Run through a ma-fucka face, and then you don't have to worry about him no mo." 

Words to live by. Tweet it. Instagram it. Hell, if you're really feeling frisky then tattoo it. Marshawn Lynch with the quote to end all quotes. Not sure what his next step is in life, but if it doesn't involve a microphone and an audience that will be the surest of signs that there is - indeed - no God. I just don't want to picture my life without Marshawn Lynch. Oncoming linebackers and safeties might not want it, but I certainly do. In fact, I don't even need to watch him run through mafucka faces over and over and over and over and over......and over and over and over and over again to appreciate him. I just absolutely have to hear him talk about it as much as possible. If I were a 'Make-A-Wish' kid my one request would be a 'Beast Mode' highlight video narrated and commentated by 'Beast Mode' himself. Every time the man speaks it's pure gold, and I'm not even talking about the custom grills lining both rows of his teeth. Let us not forget that even during the moments in which Marshawn Lynch was refusing to entertain the media he was still widely entertaining to the masses. He's got the gift of gab, and it would be downright blasphemous if he stopped sharing it with general public.