Michael Sam Cut From Cowboys, Did Jerry Jones Sell His Soul To The Devil? Did He Even Have A Soul To Sell?
How about Jerry Jones having a year for himself? He's literally doing NOTHING different as an owner. The signing and subsequent releasing of Michael Sam is a testament to that. Jerry really milked that bone dry. Got all the sperm out of that whale. Get some good publicity from scooping up the gay guy, maybe sell a couple custom jerseys here or there. Anything for a buck and his name in the paper. Can't hate it, that's the American way. Equality = $$$.
Jerry just rollin' 7's this year. Everything he touches right now is hot hot heat. First, the Sam thing. Then he laughed off sexual assault charges. Basically threw like the equivalent of like $6 normal person money to make that shit disappear. Has there ever been less controversy surrounding the sexual misconduct of a major public figure? People basically just said 'Of course Jerry is getting strippers and hookers, non story'. There were even viral pictures of him in compromising positions and people just shrugged their shoulders and went about their day. Respect Jerry, respect.
Now, his perennially disappointing team is arguably the best team in the NFC and in competition for the best in the league. Demarco Murray must have stepped on his injury bug and flushed him down the toilet. So long little guy. Romo is limiting his mistakes, and their defense (minus Sean Lee) has been substantially better. Have people already forgotten how bad the Cowboys were supposed to be? I'm not talking 8-8 bad, I am talking Nicolas Cage in 'Ghost Rider' bad. It's maybe the biggest shocker of the season thus far.
Do we have an eye on Jerry's blood pressure? Can we hire someone to keep constant watch on that? I feel like the guy is a 3rd and long conversion away from a heart attack. The Cowboys performance, his hookers, and the undoubted use of cocaine and viagra? He is basically a ticking time bomb. Good for Jerry though. The guy deserves it…I guess. Or he is the complete opposite of deserving. The guy has been so bad at his job in recent years. Must be one of those 'so bad it's good' situations. Too bad Al Davis died before he reached that stage. Either way, can't argue with that face...
"Get my pills, it's gonna be a long night!"