Do you have a glaring hole to fill in your secondary? Hate the uncertainty and growing pains that come with drafting a young corner? Don't have the cap room to afford a proven defensive back in his prime? Cautious of the wear and tear on the bodies of cost efficient players in the twilight of their career?
Well, we've got just the right guy for you, and his name is Nate Robinson - yes - THAT Nate Robinson!
I know what you're asking yourself...
"Isn't he like 30-something?"
"Wasn't his last meaningful football game over a decade ago?"
"Hasn't he had a hard time sticking around a sport he's spent his entire life playing?"
As Daniel Bryan used to say...YES, YES, YES!!!!
He may be well past the average age of retirement, but he's only taken as many hits as an 18 year old!
He hasn't played a single down since 2002, but he still brings a veteran savvy that comes with being older than a vast majority of NFL players!
He hasn't made much of his NBA career, but that's just because his 5'9, 180 pound frame is better suited for a much more physical sport!
Nate Robinson can fill all your coverage needs and the best part is he can be had at the LOW, LOW price of whatever the fuck NFL minimum is! Don't miss out! This is the deal of the lifetime and there is only ONE more in stock! Get your very own midget cornerback that is every bit as quick and skilled as he was when he was manning the outside for the University of Washington as a freshman member of the Class of 2006!
P.S. Never forget...