I guess I can't be too critical here, as it's logistically unreasonable to believe that either Nick Saban or Alabama football are defecating NFL-caliber defensive players en route to plumbing their way to the four team playoff on an annual basis. Setting aside the fact that comparing uber-talented teenagers to fecal matter is pretty messed up, there's just too much work that goes into stocking the nation's preeminent college football powerhouse year after year for their building strategy to be considered anything close to a mere rectal release. On the other hand, if you absolutely had to pick a sports' team whose product is as consistent as the human digestion process then it would almost certainly be the Crimson Tide. Poop jokes aside, Nick Saban could have a piece of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of his shoe as he walked the recruiting trail and he'd still flush out a top-five class. His at-home visits could consist of him ringing the doorbell, asking to use the bathroom, and leaving a massive floater as a token of his appreciation and he still wouldn't end up starved for young talent. He deserves all the credit for becoming a household name in the sport, and leveraging that into the development of an extremely appetizing NFL-feeder system. That said, he isn't exactly going door-to-door trying to sell Squatty Potty's when he's laying out an undeniable track record in trying to convince 5-star recruits to follow along in it's massive footsteps. To say he's shitting out players is disingenuous (even though me thinks he doth protest too much by fabricating that crap-tastic criticism in trying to defend himself against it). However, while it's not necessarily a result of cheating, it's also not a coincidence that Alabama has a shitload of quality depth at their disposal at all times...
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