No One Is More Skilled In The Art Of Diving Than These Two Soccer Players

For what it's worth, that was one of the more impressive displays of synchronized diving I have ever seen. Almost have to believe that these two learned the nuances of making a mockery of the game from under the same coach at some point. Just no way their timing would be that impeccable unless it's a learned behavior that 's been engrained into their respective games after years of flopping onto the pitch like they have been shot after getting breathed on too hard. As far as I can tell that was the exact opposite of an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object. One man the aggressor. One man the instigator. Both looking to accomplish the very same thing...a brush of contact that they could use to justify a dramatic exaggeration so preposterous that it would make wrestling fans call bullshit. Well done ladies, but I am going to have to call that one a draw.  Usually good offense beats good defense, but that doesn't apply when both parties simultaneously throw in the towel on their masculinity.