As I can't imagine Otto Porter Jr. is uniquely skilled in being able to flawlessly fill a pee cup while making a bee line to the bathroom, I'm going to go ahead and assume he meant mid-stream* as opposed to mid-stride. Still, fact remains, we missed out on an all-time ill-timed bathroom trips, the likes of which haven't been seen since the bubble guts cost your buddy his chance with a bombshell at the bar, with the Sixers being unable to take advantage of the absence of one of the Bulls' best defenders in the final half second following a clock reset. This story would be exponentially more entertaining, as well as fitting of Chicago's one long toilet trip of a season, if the NBA's quest for clean urine ended up doing the Bulls dirty. The idea of Otto Porter standing there, full Dixie cup in hand, helplessly restricted by his hydration while being distracted by a whole bunch of commotion in the background is still worthy of a chuckle. However, the idea of basketball's first ever bladder-beater resulting in a defeat by drug test would have been deserving of all the belly laughs...as well as a frozen invitation to the top of the draft lottery.
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